BREAKING: LOCAL DOGBOY BARKS AT ATTRACTIVE STRANGERS AGAIN★NO REFUNDS AFTER THE FIRST BARK★NOW ACCEPTING PAYMENT IN TREATS & ATTENTION

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banned from my local hiking club | professionally inappropriate | barks a lot

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BARK
BARK

NOSE
BOOP

WHY IS THIS HEREI DON'T KNOW

CURRENT MOODNEEDS A WALK

RESPONSE TIME3–5 BUSINESS BARKS

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went hiking. wore something irresponsible.

the club said practical layers. I heard tactical cleavage.

uncensored collar cam (ankle reveal)

you must be this subscribed to see what the bell is attached to

late-night collar reveal (fans requested)

one tasteful jingle and everybody forgot how to act

CHOOSE HOW BADLY YOU WANT TO ENCOURAGE ME

PAY ME TO
ENCOURAGE THIS

Every tier includes one monthly reminder that you could have spent this money on a gas-station snack.

30-DAY
GUARANTEEthe barking will
continue tomorrow

Lurker

$4.20

per suspicious tail wag

✓read the thirst posts
✓one (1) tasteful bark
✓parasocial yearning included

MOST UNHINGED VALUE

Close Friends

$13.37

per bad influence

✓everything in Lurker
✓collar reveal privileges
✓one custom awooo

Unsupervised

$69.00

invoice says enrichment

✓priority yap queue
✓your name on the collar tag
✓one emotionally honest DM